YOUR MESSAGE IS IMPORTANT (267) 777-7105

NEST LIKE AUGUST

2012-01-07T13:29:00.001-08:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:Ohh grasshopper Lakes conflict of island I didn't pick up truck. His sunglasses. I just watched nest like August the basement, the town folks see for the first time. Why you always kept his eyes concert.

7 STEPS OVER THE LINE

2012-01-07T13:28:00.000-08:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:This number has like 57 isn't it. That's like a lot of 7.

POST 103: TROUBLEEVERYDAY

2012-01-06T14:52:00.001-08:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey everybody in this is trouble every day from the same how well I'm not exactly anonymous. But I just wanted to say what's up and things are for everybody who's out there in reading same at the office and find a contributor okay bye bye.

POST 102: U WANNA BE DRINKING SUMTHING

2012-01-06T14:51:00.000-08:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hi, hey. Anyway, you know that my name is here, this is birthday want by just like 55 hurts. Ignoring hang on her hair doing. Yeah, hey peter, Yahoo back me cos. Hey, you know here right thing paralyzing so that you have a alright honey birthday. Happy, happy. Okay bye. Hey, Hate colorful hey hey, it's advisors say that yeah. Coming, hey hey alright.

POST 101: U FOUND A WAY 2 TOUCH MY SOUL

2011-10-26T11:10:00.000-07:00

POST 100: DID I DO THAT?

2011-10-26T11:09:00.001-07:00

POST 99: JELLO SHOTS WITH MY FAVORITE CALLER

2011-10-26T11:08:00.001-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey. You told me that you like my messages. So I have a lot. But. I had a Brown Branch Best now in my apartment at the house warming So I still Here. Hey, think you are last Sunday. I'm Lou. It's I have not join with me besides that, I drink a lot and I, or George. I'm calling to you both and heard. I'm jealous husband will. I don't know what's going on with you, but I Not a lot because now I have changed brunch is is here. Now, but was team, lot of ohh. Leave a Parton listen to this company voicemail. Where, out of danger is josh apart. Please consider this about the is Nelson. If you could go sha forward Ming, honor. The Money, we will. The high in the afternoon. And Or.

POST 98: Hiding in the bedroom

2011-08-20T15:15:00.000-07:00

POST 97: Scratch march

2011-04-28T08:11:00.000-07:00

POST 96: PHILLY HEAVY BREATHING

2011-04-27T09:56:00.000-07:00

POST 95: SUMMER GHOSTS

2011-03-09T09:09:00.001-08:00

POST 94: I wanna have your bug boy baby

2011-01-22T14:19:00.001-08:00

POST 93: Hi Jake. I'm done. This is the last time you gonna make me feel worthless.

2011-01-04T09:38:00.001-08:00

POST 92: Weddings and Friendships

2010-12-20T13:07:00.000-08:00

POST 91: SCRAMBLE OZZY

2010-10-21T14:27:00.000-07:00

POST #90: Burrito of my life

2010-09-25T11:53:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Yes, hello madam. I'm currently having very shortly, Lace. It is amazing. And I wish I could be one with us forever. Hey by. Hey, bye.

POST #89: Dust yourself off and try again

2010-09-19T12:51:00.000-07:00

POST #88: Coming to you live from the Janelle Monae concert in New York!

2010-09-17T18:56:00.001-07:00

THANKS!!!

POST #87: Mystery rock concert

2010-09-15T14:20:00.000-07:00

POST #86: Drunk girls know that love is an astronaut

2010-09-15T14:19:00.000-07:00

POST #85: Plaintive piano telephony

2010-09-05T10:41:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
No transcript available

POST #84: Hawaiian Mainland Invasion!

2010-09-05T10:38:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Yeah HI I don't know if I don't know if I can kiss and hug me. I told him post a rare I have a yahoo and here, so hey. Hello, part of the year, so if you miss me when I was. And I had. Thanks. Bye. Your Life.

POST #83: 5 SHORT MINUTES OF LOVE = 20 YEARS IN JAIL

2010-08-30T10:46:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
So I'm driving from New York to Virginia and unless there's a lot of music and I just thought on the Jim crochet is. Jim crochet I. I never know. Dot, the time in a bottle of guy, that bad badly or Leroy Brown. I thought on like It's like doubled its greatest hits day off so I. Funds back to you a song about statutory rape called 5 short minutes it. It it at the Johns you little soon, about hooking up with a group you guys this is show at 5 short minutes, a lover them 20 years in jail. That's it. Board on the road HI matt.

POST #82: Let Me Lub Lub You by Mario

2010-08-26T09:32:00.001-07:00

THIS CALL IN RESPONSE TO PROMPT #3

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
The off sticking around Haiti and sucks. Bye bye. I was going to come and they're asking for a field for the 3 hot office has no it's Yuki bleeds. deAngelo waiting for you. I mean it. Have your excellent hoping for from you if you could. What hey. So hey, hey. He's just kinda play safe. We'll be in the host of you soon, hey hey, you can. That way hey hey hello hey hey hey. I just wanted to let you know I who knows.

Hello company or anything to say hey. Hello, Sandy all day with P exit the banks are so I don't know how the truck along, hey you that new hey hey. Hello, hey, it. Hey. Thanks, hey, hey hey hey. Exit okay but. Hello. Hey, hey hey. Yeah store me, hey, it's so I can come. Hey hey hey hey eggs.

POST #81: Friend-defining karaoke jams

2010-08-25T17:29:00.000-07:00

THIS CALL IN RESPONSE TO PROMPT #3

A LIST OF FRIENDS AND THE KARAOKE SONG I MOST CLOSELY ASSOCIATE WITH THEM

POST #80: Santeria & the boulevard of broken dreams!

2010-08-25T14:56:00.000-07:00

THIS CALL IN RESPONSE TO PROMPT #3

SONGS NOTED IN THIS MESSAGE:
+ Say My Name - Destiny's Child
+ Dancing Hour - Christine
+ Santeria & Wrong Way - Sublime
+ Don't You Ever Leave Me - Hanoi Rocks
+ Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
One of the most recent performances of karaoke i've seen ways with my cousin and her sister who sang destiny town's say my name. Both of you. I guess choir when they are in high school so they had these powerful voices, even though they were these small asian girls. And it was to be impressive to hear them Harmonize night sing the song. I think it was even better then how Beyonce would sound.

In terms of karaoke songs which I wish they would have. It only seems like whenever I go to karaoke never really know what it is. I wanna sing, and all the some insight you really wanna saying they never have and it's because they tend listening to. Really I guess, obscure music or Not very mainstream stuff. But I guess if I had to wish list would be the Italodisco song Christine, Christine's Dancing Hour OR. They had Sublime when I was in Japan but They never have a plane in the Korean karaoke parlors. I was I going to I wish you would house about the blame. Sandria and wrong way. Any other day. They had Hanoi Rock, so if you have a reason and I was really happy to see that, I wish they would also have Boulevard of Broken Dreams. Yeah, so, that's it I guess.

POST #79: Karaoke sung in foreign tongues

2010-08-25T10:02:00.000-07:00

THIS CALL IN RESPONSE TO PROMPT #3

SONGS NOTED IN THIS MESSAGE:
+ Paint It Black - Marie LaForet (Rolling Stones cover)
+ 99 Luftballons - Nena
+ Helden - David Bowie (German version of Heroes)

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey Ryan, it's Ryan. It's 7:50 AM on Wednesday. I'm walking to the bus. But I was just thinking of another thing that I really like karaoke wise. Whoa. and that is when someone things another language version of a song you already know. For example, at karaoke once someone sang, they spoke French really well, day. Staying cool. The French version of the black by The Rolling Stone. Another more obvious one would be the someone who can thing, the German version of 99 loot balloons.

And the best one's ever would be a karaoke bar in San Francisco on monday. At the knock out which is actually not very good. But the song with this crazy and they have, little bit. The German version of heroes by baby Bowie.If someone could sing that, that would be. I've been kind of. Incredible. I can't think of other songs to have multiple language versions, but if you can let me know on the phone. Okay bye.

POST #78: Japanese teledisco

2010-08-25T10:00:00.000-07:00

POST #77: Billy don't you lose my number

2010-08-24T18:02:00.001-07:00

THIS CALL IN RESPONSE TO PROMPT #3

SONGS NOTED IN THIS MESSAGE:
+ 2 Princes - Spin Doctors
+ Love Shack - B52s
+ Don't Lose My Number - Phil Collins

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Unclear. Spin doctors, 2 Princess. It's kind of like my go to like if I need to impress people that I haven't done karaoke with before. Love shacks good, just cos i do a pretty decent. Fred Schneider But recently I was at a karaoke bar of some friends in New York and, I think was run the lottery side and they had like every song you could imagine and Song of always want to sing Karaoke is fill Collins, don't lose my number off of no jacket required, which is just I don't know if it's just want to favorite songs and I was one saying it The problem was, we get this far, and they tell me there's like a 2 hour waiting list. And I figure you know. Maybe we can shave a half hour off of that Because people were like dropping out his long wait.

I end up getting so drunk to like And just like psyche myself so much. During this time Like we finally finally got to me and I was just so drunk, that I spend like it's been a long day and I'd just like you know, kind of yelling half a song like I, didn't have anything whatsoever and there's video me doing the whole songs. But I'd like you know I'd. I'm just really excited about it but I have an I have a watch, The, even though this is like through 3 weeks ago, just because I'm afraid of like how much I butcher through the song. It's not everyone people seem to enjoy it. So who knows. But I just like drunken hassles. Anyway, that's it.

POST #76: Karaoke queen Raina speaks!

2010-08-24T15:51:00.000-07:00

THIS CALL IN RESPONSE TO PROMPT #3

SONGS NOTED IN THIS MESSAGE:
+ Songs by Fleetwood Mac (in the RVIP, karaoke RV)

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hi Ryan it's Raina, I'm just calling to say hello and trying to figure out how this website works anyways you want to know about karaoke of a jam. I can't remember a particular song. Because, after karaoke ing all night you just can't remember what song is way but Thank You were my most exciting karaoke night ever, which is probably at south by southwest of here. Hey, without a karaoke party and then a bunch of ask for, like, Hey look, lipstick have the under bridges. There's some party going on there and it's catchy, or something and we got there and then there is D. R. V. I. P which is a R V outfitted with Carry okay inside that we hop on the R V and basically if there is a full bar.

There's, 3 Okay I'm hopeful free and Others. 30 people dancing inside an R V and we drive around austin. Picking up new party lower than dropping. Some of them off to the party constantly changing, and I just want to being in the R. V. With all the people singing Fleetwood Mac in unison. And it could've been the best of my life. So anyways, that's the karaoke down story. I hope that's all. I'll talk back. But I didn't jury leasing this message and I will talk to you soon. Thanks a lot. Bye.

POST #75: Ryan's Karaoke Hit List

2010-08-24T14:58:00.000-07:00

THIS CALL IN RESPONSE TO PROMPT #3

SONGS NOTED IN THIS MESSAGE:
+ Sunday Morning - No Doubt
+ You Can Leave Your Hat On - Tom Jones
+ Jimmy - M.I.A.
+ Music is My Hot, Hot Sex - CSS
+ Love is The Drug - Roxy Music
+ Rock 'N' Roll Suicide - David Bowie
+ Anything by Sloan
+ Skulls - The Misfits
+ Ping Pong Affair - The Slits
+ Los Angeles - X

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey Ryan it's ryan again. I'm calling from a conference room at work. Hey, this week's promise is about karaoke which says with you may have got it and you should be too the idea. A was best songs use seeing and your wish list, so here's mine, best thing I've ever seen some by someone else actually with Sunday morning by No Doubt and by like a weird kind of like beer belly, Polding. Due to the long nasty hair wearing like a purple shirt the contacted joker, does on core care. He lives in San Francisco which is an awesome bar and he just kill to do is in the same ever. Another miles open. Like whoa other best things I've seen the was Alice. Hey, doing a really thank you. Chair dance. 2. You can leave you had on, but your Cocker. I think as done by. They have off or something. I don't. I was amazing.

The best thing I participated in Tokyo care to you as always the best, give me by am. I am in housing out of the do at and then Hey Kathy, Apocalypse. It is earlier this year of mean. Nate Dan in and sign bunch of stuff but the big when I'm most fun was music is my house Express. S. S. The two songs I sing. I try to send everything but the thing i guess i do best. Amusing quotes now if if anything, would be kinda slow songs load, stuff so I've been doing and love is the truck brought to music and rock office. I drove berley as my James lately and I'm happy thing. I guess I'll talk with us, okay. So my wish list, this is kinda what I'm interested to hear other people have to say about this.

This is the songs where you go to care. Can you put to the booking. 1. No, they never have that song. But you know it would be totally awesome, So, my this is. Be sure and I'll talk to kinda similar. But I would love to see Sloan the Canadian Bantam I would love to see Scholes by the misfits. You know if I can minutes And I would love to be of the saying, ping pong affair by slipped off cut. Which is awesome, best pick up some Ever And I would really like to be able to sing Los Angeles by Ex. As a duet with a girl that would be awesome, okay let me know your list. Bye.

OH SHIT, I FORGOT THIS ONE. HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN THIS AT KARAOKE?

PROMPT: Hidden Karaoke Jams

2010-08-24T10:58:00.000-07:00

The 3nd in a series of thought prompts to get the calls rolling...

In thinking today about my itch to get back to the Karaoke box, and reading Raina's recent post about creating a karaoke party in a warehouse,

THIS WEEK'S PROMPTS ARE:
#1: What is the most amazing karaoke performance you've ever seen (or performed yourself?)
#2: What song do you think would be the ULTIMATE KARAOKE JAM, but isn't available in any songbook?

POST #74: Harry Potter Sugar Rush

2010-08-23T10:07:00.000-07:00

POST #73: Stage kissing is Real kissing

2010-08-21T15:01:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Okay, so the reason I haven't participated this week is that my only kiss experiences outside of my down were stage kisses with the gate guy in high school. You have a flight back. And, The one time. The guy I was going to work with thought I was asleep, so he came in case, me on the forehead. While I was waiting on the couch in drama room. So. That's it. No great story. Yeah, bye.

POST 72: Coming to us live from the Lady Gaga show in Portland!

2010-08-19T22:34:00.000-07:00

POST #71: Shamisen/megaphone/violin confessional

2010-08-19T17:26:00.000-07:00

POST #70: Scenes of the First Kiss Crimes

2010-08-19T15:36:00.001-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey Ryan, This is Ryan, the prompt. This week is to talk about your first kiss. And I actually already talked about line at length in the process of moving and and Helen German economic out of it so. I hope you guys will call and talk about yours. At the time I first kisses my first kiss. I thought. I would. Go through a list of all the places. Where, I had a first kiss. Some my mind and or something meaningful no is mostly from The for years of high school. But anyway, here we go. And no names, so I'm going to try and these people are. I'm gonna go to sleep. Anyway. First, 1, 1 from porch lost when you do. No 2 take them by my house the day before she moved home number 3, in my mom's Dan on her computer chair. That was her first kiss but not mine.

Number 4 in the denny's parking lot. Ypsilanti Michigan after our Japanese mid terms of delivery. I'm a 5 sitting on the back of my great-aunt's Buick at shit beach, in Monroe Michigan my home town. Looking at the power plant, number is 6 P that same Do you think. By the Corey, number 7, my freshman form then. The Lost And number 8 on the couch and places. Com touch, okay looking forward to hearing your okay bye.

TXT POST #4: Kisses for Jesus

2010-08-19T11:14:00.000-07:00

TXT REGARDING PROMPT #2

21, friend's roommate, her bed, Jesus Christ

PROMPT: Your first kiss?

2010-08-17T15:17:00.000-07:00

The 2nd in a series of thought prompts to get the calls rolling... Stealing inspiration for this one from the first issue of my zine, Electric Ant #1: YOUR FIRST KISS.

PROMPT #2: Describe your first kiss in under 2 minutes!

How old were you?

Who was it with?

Where did it happen?

If you could kiss any historical figure, living or dead, who would it be?

POST #69: Random San Francisco road/computer noises

2010-08-16T21:58:00.001-07:00

POST #68: I'm not a singer but I'm gonna sing a little song

2010-08-15T16:17:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
No transcript available

POST #67: You Hurt Me (And I Hate You)

2010-08-13T14:16:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
No transcript available

POST #66: Question for Ryan about SF Zinefest

2010-08-13T14:14:00.001-07:00

ANSWERS FROM ME!
Yep, I'm planning to attend SF ZINEFEST! Though I don't have a table, so I'd just be walking around. I should see about squatting with someone to sell Prison For Bitches there, doh. If I'm there, I will try to have YOUR MESSAGE IS IMPORTANT cards and a phone for folks to call in, that's an awesome idea! See you there, mystery person.

POST #65: Shazam couldn't identify this soulful, non-English crooner. Can you?

2010-08-13T12:31:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT
Hey 15 know. V. To, won't be sewing machine here. And, hey you know her so i okay so that you certainly hey. Yeah I hey hey call her and caller so and zoo. So, so I don't know if yet. The yeah i have a them on to. Hey this is Laura and and he's he matter. Leave a hey. Hello, I was calling. Hey I okay so that and So I yeah quo. Hey, call me back and he did okay. Hi Carol, A school to go key I. Okay bye. Anyway, I'm and hi. I. Hiya, Hi And. And hey, could there in a date hey man yeah.

TXT POST #3: A fan of the Wang

2010-08-13T12:30:00.001-07:00

TXT REGARDING PROMPT #1

My vote goes to Angie Wang. She is stylish and endearing!

POST #64: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, BLOG CALLS YOU!

2010-08-12T14:19:00.000-07:00

CALL REGARDING PROMPT #1... This is a conversation between me & SEIBEI, testing out new YR MSG calling technology:

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Transcript not available

POST #63: Does anyone recognize this game?

2010-08-12T13:07:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Transcript not available

POST #62: Young Frank Frazetta = historical hottie

2010-08-12T11:59:00.000-07:00

CALL REGARDING PROMPT #1
[I SAID 4 ON MY LIST, I MEANT 8.]

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
This is Ryan. I wish I could be anonymous, but with my blog, so I think that's unfair. I was thinking of who is the hottest historical comics, like. Audie. I think it's thank for that. The. Too soon to say that saw picture of him and i was like Well, okay son every listener. Then I'm on the meeting this morning at work because we're talking about stuff and I was driving out so I made a list of 4 cartoonist hobbies. But like Not surprisingly, I'm friends with 6 other They, people, but just being objective, Here is my US Tom is hot. The Suisse scratch for dude. Little thunder. Lamar, Abrams, we second wall. But the Forge. Jeanette left home. Chris charisma, and Hamlet machine.

POST #61: Looking for a chip clip

2010-08-12T11:20:00.001-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Yeah, hey hello. Okay so. 2 I don't know. I want to call you in bother you, but yeah kind of important, I was gonna I was made a sandwich And And I just wanna hold my sandwich and and and home, but I can't find it, which of course. There are no secrets. I thought it would be one in the in the like. The drug store, paternal checkbook's there So I don't know. I mean, you can imagine Rawle yeah much in crisis mode here and I was hoping willing to pick up If you could call me back as soon as possible please I was in my fickle my teacher puts but i wanna and all. I just call me. Please. Thanks

TXT POST #2: Glamazonian love

2010-08-12T11:15:00.000-07:00

TXT REGARDING PROMPT #1

My vote: Justin Hall

TXT POST #1: Comeau des Garçons

2010-08-12T10:50:00.000-07:00

TXT REGARDING PROMPT #1

I'm texting because the house is asleep, but Joey Comeau, oh my goodness. Also James Harvey.

POST #60: Sounds like Bryan Lee O'Malley on oxycontin but it's not

2010-08-12T10:45:00.000-07:00

CALL REGARDING PROMPT #1

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hottest cartoonists. Maybe, like Hope Larson or something. Looks good for you. Yeah Mendoza, alright, i'm gonna go to bed now So you're not there. Good morning or You know, Thank you. I think.

POST #59: Darlene Hardy Adventure Series 1

2010-08-12T10:41:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Darlene, Hardee's adventure series, this installment is a pain in Spain. Darlene hearty hopped into a taxi and tried to repressed sir excitement of search through her entire body. Yes, she was there at last in Spain, the land of mystery in romantic adventure after all those years of waiting and been that easy to save enough for the trip but that was all water under the bridge. Now that she had achieve your objective, yeah she did look forward to or 6 weeks of adventure. The taxi soon deposited. Darlene in the center of Barcelona the city where she decided to be getting our vacation was supposed to be the most exciting increments of city in the country and Arlene could hardly wait to find a hotel in begin heard ventures. We took a little time for Darlene to settle her account with the patron of the small didn't. Gee hotel now. She was ready to take to the streets to caster fake to the wins, once again, she found it hard to stifle her excitement timeline began to walk down to the Ramblers abroad Blvd. That was supposed to be the center of activity in Barcelona. It certainly look like the type kind of place you saw with it's large markets drunken soldiers in teaming wrongs of exotic spaniards.

The lovely blonde SAT down at the sidewalk cafe in order to cut the strong hot Spanish coffee, she, crofter long safely like coming back in our hard metal chair trying to get the receipt in the strangest of her surroundings. Soon the curious girlfriend that she has very much of the center of things, a pair of dark eyes was riveted to her face and she's set, back to await and they approach of the handsome young spaniards pardon me. The man stated walking slowly over turntable. It seems that you were a stranger here Yes darling answered surprise at how well he spoke English. I'm an American and I arrived here today, the dark young man introduced himself as Jose Gonzales, explaining that he had learned English at the local university was as intelligent agreeable. As he was handsome.

One thing led to another and Arlene soon found herself following the use on the way to his apartment. It was strange how quickly things are happening. The darling of determine not to ruin her good time but being overly cautious about meeting strangers. CO. IN cannot help but notice the way that Jose was at my ring her good looks. He seems assured or sell some insurance domineering. Despite the fact that he was an older than or self. It was nice to be with that kind of man she thought American men were. So Childish, insecure already she could tell that she would have a good time the Thursday. Although she knew him from less than an hour Jose's apartment turned out to be a small flat diaper decorated in typical Spanish fashion to invited her to sit beside him on the sofa which a lady bonded without hesitation.

Then you got up to make certain drink of Spanish Brandy, yeah i'll call soon. Got to Darlene she found that she was putting in the man, and you didn't, even have to ask her to sit next to him so anxious with the innocent girl to be dinner first adventure. Darlene back in the chair. And let Jose make the 1st move in a matter of seconds he was all over. Pulling at, are closing in planting a series of passionate kiss is on her neck, face controllers in no time at all, darling. The Strips, yeah.

PROMPT: Cartoonist hotties?

2010-08-12T01:20:00.001-07:00

The first in a series of thought prompts to get the calls rolling...

PROMPT #1: Who is the hottest cartoonist?

POST #58: RISE FROM YR GRAVE

2010-08-10T16:16:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Ha, Hi, A bye it bye, hey bye hey hey, hey hey, hey hello. Bye is go. Okay, bye, and, hey. Hey, bye hey. Hello. Bye, bye bye.

POST #57: Adderall Cafe

2010-08-10T13:08:00.001-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
I'll talk to you put himself. I'll talk to you. Bye. But I don't know if you have been like a We're offering is information but if you're going to, hey alright. Hello, hey. Hello. Hello. Hello, okay. Hey anything else. Hey, you know, hey, you may not, the car Because, tel part of the tia, hey at all, hey and when I couldn't your brain. But. Hey, black people hello hello hello. Bye, hey you want. So, alright bro. When you do. I'm not. My name is okay. Hi Pat, Thank you. So just Thought. The hey lunch. Have a place. What, Hello Yeah, Okay bye. Sir, hey or The for. Thank you.

POST #56: Sagging curve of her shoulders and back

2010-08-10T06:53:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
The weather turns one green Bud's appeared on the train. Yeah, I'm Sharon into the living room with the huge in there the rugs and white walls and furniture shipment line so late. Seem to have a life of it. I'm Sabbath and Sunday afternoon, my father did not going to his office. I stayed in the living room and watch this online. I want the colors change. I watched new shapes come alive, and IN LoopNet collar and why HI. My eyes with her it after the watching My mother began to fit in the living room in this online.

She SAT on the cellphone at the window her I was clear is Sunlight saving her thing, she were removed and she SAT down on the so if Christine. Saller transition. She's seen trained Yeah, and try to scan Bertel been around and see you soon. One Sunday afternoon. I bought my 10 phone. Pat into the living room Andrew, My Mother sitting on the I do. Deciding care of the for shoulders and back. The con que depression approach us the Bernice also on the 10th, cost on her lap, what's up with. I had resting against the shoulder with us on on HIV. She did not appear to be bothered by the, and it was that that there was nothing behind a high for the something father.

POST #55: LIFE IS A SPORT. Cheers!

2010-08-10T02:51:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hello Why, it's. I think it out. And you know. Yeah, Hi Susan, what will. So What and, I didn't. Hello, Yeah, Hybrid alright. And remember. They're like 24. Here.

POST #54: Columbian bomb maker taxi driver

2010-08-10T01:50:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hello, this is You know. It would be with him 3. Weird hey, 38333 okay 4 Okay bye. Papa. Hello. So, mmm. Well, All or hello hello hello. We'll talk, what's up. I was. Hey, hope, hope. Plus you HI Yeah, crap, dot, com bye for now, the clock. Hello Hello. Hello. Okay, I Over. Ohh. So.

POST #53: MASH IT UP

2010-08-10T00:47:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey hi goodness okay. So I'm trying to get really nervous pendulum one of my best friend finished with a high school in the If you have any other. So decision or if she married. Picella Edel, I wanted to see his case details huge the ha. Hello that quantity alright. I don't know. Hey, how are you hey here and I don't know phones now. Hey. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Hello. Here, okay. Pods.

POST #52: I lub you whispers

2010-08-09T15:31:00.001-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, this is a hello, hey. This is hello Hey, hey call me, hello. He will see you. Hello, huh. Hey, hello Hey. Yeah, hello hi hello hello, hey hello hello hello hello, hey hey hello hello hi hello hello hello, hey hey, Hello, this is not, hello hey hello hello hello, hey hello, hey, hey. Hey Hey, bye hello. Yeah, Hello. Hello. Hello, hey hey hello hello hello hello. Hello, hello, hello hey hey hello hey.

POST #51: ah YOUTH

2010-08-08T13:40:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey. My Goodness okay. So I'm trying to get really nervous because One of my best friend Cindy exboyfriend from high school and we can see you're sleeping together. And I think if you're in end of the C, Mary. This is like. I don't wanna be with him Because, easy, only person available. I wanna be with him to do the best person available and I don't know that. Some only 21 and then He's like 20, God, I don't know. Thanks for listening. Man I see you bye.

POST #50: Tea Bagels

2010-08-07T15:43:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey. So I'm thinking bagels today and position really 0 we recommend everyone try and make their own bagels at least once, do enjoy the more in the Bay to let you buy store. And I won't be full of a million chemicals, just the stuff you know what to do it and you can do your own crazy thing like him to the bottom and water. Bye. Well done and T. But I do. Your my life.

POST #49: Retarded but fun message machine

2010-08-07T13:40:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey what's up man. I just got back from crazy. Johnson, My with my friend. Actually loser. 5 year reunion replaced, which is really retarded but was pretty fun got a bunch of people of that. I've never seen before. Well, not seen before. You know, I mean I see you in a while. Yeah it was fun and you just thought I'd call this message. Machine. To sort. They said they drove the messages and I'm kinda drunk so you will be so.

POST #48: Streetlight ppls

2010-08-07T11:59:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Yo, bye hey. P.O. Hey. This, Hello Hi, okay. Peace, hey hey if you could. If you could. Hey, hey hey Yeah, bye It's fine, hey hey. Hello hello, hey, hey. Hey, hey hey. I don't. I'd hey hey. Hello. F, hey hey hey you. It's are hey you. Bye. Hi, What is this attack is hey hey. The. Air.

POST #47: It's an art project, leave words of widsom

2010-08-07T10:45:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Transcript not available

POST #46: Baltimore psych concert?

2010-08-07T09:40:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
He looks like. Hello. Hey heating.

POST #45: Internal monologue

2010-08-05T11:49:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hi, it's delivering to the holler. Raj calling Eric, it's pretty awesome. Bye.

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hello. It's awesome. Bye.

POST #44 : Very much in the spirit of the thing, my friend

2010-08-04T18:19:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
I'm not actually trunk. I'm really really high. But I figured this made just looks fence alright. Cheers. Yeah.

POST #43: let's go to the king

2010-08-03T16:13:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
IS you. Bye what.

POST #42: Y.O.U.T.H. DILEMMAS

2010-08-02T23:02:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:

So I'm having quite a dilemma here because my summer classes. Finishing up and I'm trying to think of all the things I would rather be doing, then finishing up my final paper, which is going to be. By the way what's the number 1,010 things I would rather be doing instead of doing with our project number one, I'd rather be redial game in San and serious. Which of the books 125 already, the summer and they are amazing. I wish. That I had number is 678, 910 and and looked nice, where last night. I'm going to be doing that I was number 2, I would really rather be playing. If I don't know. Shudder memories. It's for the week. I've been at 5 times. I would rather be did a six times number is street. I would rather be reading Clyde Workers, books, the blood, which I picked up one through six. I've gone. Man, I read one and two so far. If so, I've got. 3 4 5 and 6 left. I could I'd rather be doing that. I did education, which I downloaded years ago. No failure of a month ago, and alright on D V D, and I still get the wash education. So I need a wash in Education. It's was really good number for but I need to read it. I self Hi, I have a several companies red area.

number 5. I need to play. I need to finish some information for the 6' number 6. I am going to play piano and I'm running up with you know if I can plan my shoot a show tunes in the all really gay. And you know play negotiable court by myself crying number 7. I need to. Pre order house 2 on the you're a both. I need both just. Some random ass reasoned number 7, my number 8 notes numbers. That number is 790 to finished reading that U G E O collection. He's got tons of but I thought of yet to read number 8. I need to finish things. Yeah, something else with another work plan. I needed finish reading. The why the last man they were going up excellent 0 number and I. I need to buy my tickets for urgently. Minell. Hmm gentleman they And I want you all and number 10. I need to stop wasting time on calling random people and leaving messages. Some of the can hear my bull. I way. That's it, alright HI bye.

POST #41: Trendy wendys you know what i mean

2010-08-02T21:34:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Denis, Hey, that Chuck Hey Hey stay. Hey Class Hey, it's just a okay bye bye.

POST #40: Organic Human Brain x Aggression Experiment

2010-08-02T19:02:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey dude. Hey buddy, ha ha ha ha yeah and I've got a holler, or whatever, hey come back. Bye bye. I work. Perhaps you got the right I had to get to know if you cannot make a difference it you left off, press 4. Hey also, i a crime, have a digital hook. So anyway he comes out of it expert. Give her a really if I I was wondering if you'd like to talk to you doing whatever in a while. Hey, have a the A already be like, okay, thank you. I don't know why it alright. Bye. Cos a look at. Bye. The any like whatever is here soon and Ed and I am I. Bulter and give me a limousines. Buckner Hello, I was hoping that you like a mega live that way. Bye.

POST #39: Leo Geicko

2010-08-02T17:51:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Yes. Hey. So this geicko. So I met with the anything. When I heard you had contacted want to get you had if you'd visited them man, and he said his name is Leo after but. And one thing I wanted to. He said and I hope date.

POST #38: T-1000 BUFFALO

2010-08-02T15:49:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Okay, so I know that's how old and I was the liquid metal Terminator at this is how I would kill people. Okay so. This is drinking whole buckle where you have to try to be here if you're caught drinking with the right hand, any chemicals Buffalo on you. And so, I would find it, A guy who's a Buffalo's the guy's gonna kill and I turn into it can't be here. And I'd wait for the guy see if it for me with his right hand and then a little piece of me would be across the room like loan other liquid metal thing, and with yeltsin by fellow at. So then again, I would have to talk to me and I turned to look at bakes by email. Paul and making explode from like the inside out.

POST #37: Now with taurine

2010-08-02T15:47:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
I'm only gonna be in my home town for 2 more hours before I leave probably forever and, I just saw the most amazing thing. This is to use had the Monster Energy change logo catch it on its way.

POST #36: KIND OF A HO, IN HIGH SCHOOL

2010-07-30T23:02:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey Ryan, it's Ryan. It's friday night kind of a strange weekend for me. I'm driving a pick, up truck right now in my old home town, where I spent ages 3 through 18 I'm here helping my mom, pack up our whole house. After 5 years on the market and training our money. I'm stressing about it finally sold. So, Yeah, I can't. I can't believe it. It feels like this weird bird and it's listed but i i still keep doing like it's The some catch. That's not gonna actually happen, but So I thought. I'm here just for a wedding. My cousin is getting married, but it also turns out I'm here packing up our old house, so. I just want to highlight was yesterday finding this huge box of all my old love letters, ohh and highschool not like Really. But, and lots of really hyper ball at letters. From just weird random people. And I have. Doing for. From what they're saying what I said to them things I can't remember So it's kind of like a mixed up way of figuring out kind of big. Weird. Ohh I was in high school but It's kind of amazing and mostly just 4 Oakley embarrassment, but trying to figure out if I should, save them or not.

Anyway, going out tonight and then Jim, dingy bar, hopefully we will see old men singing karaoke, and if we do, I will. I will call again and you were here too. Yeah, but I'm only here like 72 hours. Maybe total so. That's why I haven't posted much but there will be more stuff and I promise. Yeah, almost hope everyone's having a good weekend. More soon. Bye.

POST #35: Groucho Marx Realness

2010-07-30T22:01:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey, so it's one of my less shameful secrets is that I'm obsessed with Ira the Baker darker the better. I'm so I think I wrote I was just while the guys have. I guess like flyer Brown Brown phone so that that's eyebrows with even sicker than usual at 61. How can anyone be, sellouts love you and I was there real agrees Bay. I think Roger marks with super hot.

POST #34: MAD DOG LIBS

2010-07-30T21:00:00.001-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Sometimes I think I looked like a rabid dog. Sometimes when I look IN the mirror. I really believe that I'm a rabid dog every day. I enjoy stuffing my face for the raw eggs. I do this at least 437 times a day. I'm arrive monster. It is really delicious. It tastes even better one that you did as a rabid dogs. He was. And then it makes me feel spans.

POST #33: Mic Check Mike Czech

2010-07-28T23:04:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Yeah little. I Well, Happy router it. I, hey, hey. Yeah.

POST #32: Can I have a cookie?

2010-07-28T22:51:00.001-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hello HI d Hey, this could be there. Hey one is, I don't think whatever this okay. Hello Hello. Hey, Okay. This is or to you later. Okay bye.

POST #31: 50 big guy

2010-07-28T22:50:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
So I will. I love this stupid guy I know we hope to hear me talk with 50 big guy because, well, that would make me feel like it if you'd be teenager who has known bigger problems than a stupid guy. So instead, I just wanted to talk about You know, what I'm dealing with my life. Which would be in attempt to you know make apart and comics. And so if I feel like I've made a lot of good contacts like hello. Leave a. I don't know these people seem like awesome people. Dan at the same time I begin to worry. But I'm like a virus and any time now. People are going to realize 9 I don't release. In a technical question lead bye. Ho Ho Ho Yeah, but then sometimes I go outside and I said on my hand like and You know, there nature and.

POST #30: Sigh Club

2010-07-28T22:49:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
For hey hey bye bye, bye. Yeah person Yes, Hey, ciao, hey hello hello. Hey, We Were. You Know.

POST #29: A tale of two Ernests

2010-07-28T06:09:00.001-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey blood. So I rented The Importance of Being Earnest last night. My ready for you guys on this one. As you probably wanna past I've been trying to do is finance and the other movies like this goes to jail. That was probably a better but anyway, just a test. The Well.

POST #28: Three pitches, HARDEE'S® COMMERCIAL

2010-07-27T23:33:00.001-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Try to call back again. But I have this great idea for hardee's. I guess is that the Carl's Junior out here in California, okay so. How Well, okay, so i great idea for parties, but a great idea for life in general how great would be if there was a particular hardee's like that. You know, people knew about. Why, or maybe on everyone, we could go to you and John will work the drive through and I think it's gonna be great to see. Jocelyn up and also to see if you'd be if you'd like to load of laundry safe. Narden that and then you feel like yeah i want to get the at the hardee's burger. Doug Hardy bird, and E. I. You know, that that it would just really enjoy the Thanks.

POST #27: Three pitches, SUBWAY COMMERCIAL

2010-07-27T23:32:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
I also this idea for a for a commercial. Okay, so please do you guys are walking down the street. With back from McDonald's and it looks. I got really happy and slept really. So it seems like a very nice and and then off camera someone else. Hi Sonya, This is the camera Karen's and he's 3 like big monthly dues are holding the subway subs and their hands. And in the gotta go to the What about the guy goes guy who is now and then then says tough guy to get the subway. And that's it.

POST #26: Three pitches, REALITY SHOW

2010-07-27T23:31:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
So I have this idea for a T. V show. It's kind of like a like it was like hidden camera prank shows and. Okay, so it's it's just kind of standard set up. You know, like the prank. In this person and like They make them think of the car's been towed or something. I like the car exploded as the person's getting really mad and i like out my car's been out on my god that laptop that and then the camera crews have to sneak up behind and then some guy runs out with us in the car and lobster guys arms off. And he thinks they know you're my blood is just pouring out of them and Then the the host this show. Or actually what what happens then. Is. A woman drive by in a big Escalade would like to use replica slash guest escalate as you know that LA pitch and Then I guess I don't know when you went on alarms and, like the host comes out. I'd like to have some on the shoulder, and if I had point of the cameras the got pokering and then time now is, and like blood. This is pouring everywhere and everywhere and the show, ends.

POST #25: Father, I want to kill you. Mother...I want to...WAAAAAA

2010-07-27T21:57:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
One day I want you as a way home from prep school. I'm trying to go play ball be on the road. The body was polishetty skin uncovered in cool and feces. 2 more quotes is in the next couple days you on the girls. I thought I had witnesses whole scenario before someone I didn't want to get in trouble. Someone was approaching. Pretty crew it. Are you ready. Lately Hardie, Indiana, hum. Are you sure you've been to school today I don't want day. Now I leave me alone. I hate my life. I would guess on. Really Well, yes. I've been having terrible night and see. And so I need the windows open, Every night I have a visit up from the dot beyond here he comes. Holy saying that he might he. Following up on by one. I wouldn't evening. It's me again. Yes, don't come in And yes, I wonder. What shall we do tonight. I wonder he ha ha. Well, I think younger. Perhaps for that success. It should look like twins I saw go on the way home today show clicking on the Audrey Hepburn, you can do anything.

You can shift in any shape you won't. Ha ha, someone wants to die I saw shooting star last night. I'm come is on. Com is the cosmic dash. I'm going to swing by know one but This is my only so surprised. I have no way of how that no violation. I wish I'd been going to talk and cripples But I know Greg, It sounds I'm not even that she know jock. How I wish I could wake up one morning of the beach, so. There's nothing in life of me, ha ha ha ha ha moon shock. Will you laughing at crunch crash correct. Kluge crunch crunch for lunch. Yeah, Hi. I had spoken with my mother and father, there's no turning back now. I'm actually complex. I'm going to skate. I talked to you was approaching. I rent of without ever looking back. I finally found myself off to the doctor today in my ears. I could hear. My parents not ringing heasley, I was up Greenridge. One day I the way home from prep school. I'm on the coast at pocket.

POST #24: The Three Bs

2010-07-27T21:29:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Beats there's Battlestar Galactica.

POST #23: Cranky duck

2010-07-27T17:51:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
You. Hello, Hello yeah hey hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello, yo. You.

POST #22: Creepy child

2010-07-27T16:48:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hello his this on, phone. Hello. Just kidding, hi.

POST #21: Twitter, peeing, site updates

2010-07-27T13:57:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Transcript not available

POST #20: Sugarfree mints burning my mouth

2010-07-27T13:42:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
I'm at work right now. I got these sugar free men from have kind of the dentist recommended to actually really hot so comfort in my mouth, 1, hey. One cellphone, anyway.

POST #19: Man vs. Treadmill

2010-07-27T11:33:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
So I started working on recently. And I want to the gym but I just recently. Joanne and I'm running on the treadmill, and do it. I think I'll catch the 5 K, which is something to get the someone who passed it was. Weicker. I am in. I'm going to. But I can to at least attempt a 5 a race, which is kinda what I wanted to. So anyway So I just think it's like a deal. You have to walk for extended period of time and then Ron really hard in and walk down and you know. Except. Except hello hello. Wooden hall and I breath, with a fat and the cost and going and i'm out walking in about 4 miles an hour and that's a rundown about 6 miles an hour, so I'm doing pretty good at it. I mean I'm out of breath, but you know It's okay. So. Again, we'll talk to you And You kick it up where you know I'm walking briskly at about 5 miles an hour and then when it's turned on. Again, I did, the 8 allow on our button on the treadmill. I started going And if you don't pretty alright. I'm, Barbara a curtain. I'm waiting for the time to walk again. The come, you know, but it's all good.

So. I'm in the gym by myself running at 8 miles an hour and then suddenly out for the loan slid he just crash into the treadmill which you know running really Festival and I don't know. But then when you were on the phone but on on a conveyor belt. It tends to rash of your skin and then drag you have through your cross, perimeter wall. So. I'm running at a miles an hour. Paul them and then get lost in lost. And I'm just kinda late on the floor of this is Jim a fat dude trying to get in shape. And i'm you know. Just out of breath given us sickening asthmatic something then. He. I'd anyway. I thought. You know if you had there's nobody in the gym. Because, I didn't want anyone to see that it would be pretty embarrassing but on the other hand, if I'd been hurt to a kinda psyched me and I heard all about. So, but I wanted to her. I was fine. So if one of our anyway. Going to the gym this morning and I got a lot of the gem of their and these are. Lapan. Second, I came in. And then I noticed last because he'd been watching security tapes and Lou, the showing of his buddies. ME being launched from right now in the wall over and over. I'm kind of a hero now Nick.

POST #18: I actually just have to pee and sometimes I confuse that with horny

2010-07-27T09:52:00.001-07:00

(Here's hoping SF gem ALEXIS PENNEY becomes a regular feature on this blog!!)

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Curry and I am. Lena better. And my name is stupid cock to know if you have in the studio by Ms about this fungus gonna take me home tonight. But I didn't matter. The tickets cos also. Some other last night. And it He incident and we wanna do this message is best but I don't actually to do with me, so I'm gonna have to be able to sub sit tight really late, handle that to go out later you wanted to my printer. I don't know, some problems i was. He nationalism to Melissa. Terry's the a bit honey Well, I don't know. I actually just have to tea and I'm going to complete. That was funny hate Yes This is Alexis by today P Why don't people call me and something So I thought. Well people to call me, but it's

I'm feeling very positive. Sandwiches right now. Well message. It's just a little. I think that Finally. It's a little bit. Make it is now it's not suffer site stupid cool hello. Will company since his purchased. Hey, check on sock I don't answer that ad on craigslist and for some young I wanted to confirm. 06 are use a coat of. Because, I have me type it is so i can convert the perfect and there. Thank you, trolling Craigslist like trying to get paid for faxing it so I wanted to get away for for you too. But I haven't done in time. So, anyway. Maybe best to you if I can come and i'm really happy about that Like, okay. You like actually really fun. I was like books friends of mine and I kind of a casino. I mean like Give me a massage is of. So dice.

POST #17: Is this the sound of peeing? Vote in the comments

2010-07-27T00:32:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Bye, bye bye bye. Creek. Hello. Bye, Hi. Hello. Hello.

POST #16: We're gonna paint some dinosaurs

2010-07-26T22:15:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
Hey, it's a little bit after 1 o'clock in the morning at the warehouse, installing cards, so Wednesday hear the noise evils that he said around since is for use enforcement Hey Sam. You want to say hi. Good Evening. Thanks man, alright, i'm gonna lock down a little bit more. I just got back music over here 7 days you something There is, he said to go with that on the wall, Say hi see it, we're going. Hello, the. That was the anyway. If anything out. Hello. Hey, it's Billy. What up Yep, alright. Our blow all over here. Then I could not answer Later.

POST #15: All My Hollowness

2010-07-26T18:22:00.000-07:00

AUTO-TRANSCRIPT:
You bye bye. Her bye, hey bye hey, I wanted to just wondering if you are, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey. So, okay bye bye. I think. And I say hey. Huh, Hello yeah. Hey have a chance. Bye. Yeah, hey, hey. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah.

POST #14: Potato Eaters

2010-07-26T18:19:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
And I ground further steps from the beau. Thank you so much like the painting answer This one that I am not at its head. Why not 4 weeks in the bodies think. Order the, hearage. So, I'd like to run it really had no through, crevices, anyone food with old bread often invention Walker. But Sherry, including party firing more it's spring. The latest floral You can call us, and skiing are really kind of in late. The glass of wine and his allies in late. The Nana easily. In speaking with my name notice. Ohh, especially the women their mutual fascination with another flower filling the air. And the cost of the food looked at shining to him. I think our pictures. Bye selection. When You can turn a corner of the pertaining in fact, the grow you wearing in Pepper cream, and I thought of it. If not down at a nearby table listening to the E N T talk. If, since, I, I, their answers meeting late. The server is here the last.

ON my grandfather's Boyer, potato, call me back. If you are starving so he ate it, needed intelligently and almost actual forever And I looked up to see the family around With a 9:45. With their faces like more. Now choose Reading their the stuff that with your group sheet, he wasn't Kendra. If you do either. The room with the dark at the T. Outside of the wind with the punishing switch. The talk with hush and Reliant familiar. He wasn't homes here you were that home in the broke in light of hanging oilman. And then you know what time he stepped out into the lane. You Create, the dark country. Here, I would really and walked senior White. You needed a future. What the DC ahead when he wanted. She was barely understand that 9 in. Edward Hopper. nightHawk HI, This is an corner. Some to please 3 AM. What She, son crew side the time for his job over the counter, plan to type in heads out into St late from the did has unreal and jingles and pain, he's lonely. It's 1942 he'd love to meet my mother someone humming a hug little. And as pretty as a picture.

POST #13: Oxygen-toting geezer

2010-07-26T17:52:00.000-07:00

AUTOMATIC TRANSCRIPT:
I'm not gonna say this didn't happen. I'm certainly not gonna tell you, it did, but a small town or nothing exciting happens buried beneath the surface but tales, and that's of what is happening. You never guess if you just moved here or we're in town for a week visiting. Actually, there's a reason. It's never spoken about. They were wondered why all the in the cab. And so many privileges benefits or why. Your sold really. Vegetable a great trip in the still around. Do you think it's a coincidence. Why they give free health care, free housing, free food, my grandfather working til you 72 tired, and was also zone savings til you die. 94. Why do some people support themselves and others on the to support insular 100 years old. I'm not sure you later. What your body. Here, might not be junior town and I've seen is June mine, but it might make you think twice next time. I was pass with an oxygen toting keys with the hearing aid.